Scar Tissue that I wish you saw

And I’m watching Lucy get all freaked out because her watermelon is fermented but it looks too beautiful to throw out
And there are fat cats all over the garden
And David gave us blue bon bons in le car
And foo fighters tribute band
WooOOooOoOooO!!1

A guy asked me to shift him tonight, my answer? “depends.. Do you like lord of the rings?”
/Life

Fall Out Boy: brothers and sisters put this record down take my advice 'cause we are bad news we will leave you high and dry

Me: wHY DIDN'T I LISTEN OH MY GOD

mrextrakool:

The Joker steals Iron Mans suit. (fan made, not a real book)